real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.
I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing
he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
it's a metaphor
the first half of the book version of howl's moving castle
STOP CLEANING MY FCKING HOUSE